Maria Sharapova is a 22 year old phenom from Russia who moved the to US when she was seven. This explains why she speaks English so fluently and with barely a trace of an accent in all those commercials. Sharapova also happens to be the world’s most highly paid female athlete (try $26 million buckeroos). She is a real grunter – it seems like when she can’t out hustle or overpower her opponents, she grunts them into submission. I don’t think she has a boyfriend, but since I have already committed myself to several hundred of the other muscular goddesses here, I just can’t ask her for the hook up.