Sometimes I run across a lady with a bio or profile that reads so wacky and exotic, it almost seems fake. I don’t make up the news, ladies and gents, I just pass it on. So don’t accuse me of doctoring the data if I tell you Kristal Martin is 5’8″, weighs 135 lbs, measures 34D-25-35, and works in construction. She recently starred on Howard Stern’s Bowling Beauties, and she has won her fair share of NPC Figure competitions. She used to be an English teacher, which certainly makes me think of that song… hot for teacher.
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Brooke Griffin
Brooke Griffin is like a dang barbie doll (except with mongo abs). She’s been in GQ, Oxygen, American Cheerleader Magazine. She was the Captain of the NFL’s cheerleading squad for the Cincinnati Bengals. She placed 7th in the 2005 World Championships of Fitness. And she makes me stare, moan, and daydream.
Carla Gutierrez
Carmen Dura
Carmen Dura is a personal trainer and owner of The Training Curve. She is 5’2″ tall, weighs 114 lbs, and has blonde hair and brilliant blue eyes. I don’t know very much about Carmen’s background, but based on her strong legs I’m guessing she was a dancer or gymnast of some type in her “former life.” Wow, what a beauty.
MaryJo Cooke
MaryJo Cooke has been doing well in competitions the last few years. She is working on a PhD in Education, already has a Master’s degree, and who knows how she finds time to workout. She teaches Junior High Phys Ed, and trust me she looks absolutely nothing like my old Jr High teacher. I’m not sure how she deals with all the pre-pubescent boys looking up pictures of her on the internet wearing thongs and g-strings, but I’m sure she has the muscle to do it on her own. Um, note she has veins in her abs.
Alexis Ray Thompson
Alexis has asked that we remove her profile and photos.
Lina Jade
I can’t imagine a world in which a babe like Lina Jade couldn’t make a living modeling. She comes from Australia, but currently lives in Los Angeles. She is a WBFF Fitness Pro, and has been kicking booty ever since she started competing in 2004. She has an amazing stage presence that is helped out in no small part by her very sexy, sultry looks, as well as her extensive background in dance and gymnastics. Her personal motto is “don’t try to blend in when you were born to stand out.” Stand out she does!
Jody Wald
Jody Wald is about one zillion pounds of muscle stuffed into a very compact package. Jody was raised in Canada, and has a degree in accounting and an MBA. She is obviously more of a true bodybuilder. She started consistently lifting back in 2002, and has been winning contests every since. In 2008, she place 1st in the North American Bodybuilding Championships in the light heavyweight category.
Pamela Ann Jones
Pamela Ann Jones is from the Dallas/Forth Worth area in Texas. She is a figure/bikini competitor. She stands 5’4″ tall, weighs about 110 lbs, and measures about 34C-23-34. There really isn’t that much info out there and available on Pamela, but I know she has some mighty fine abs, rocks the blonde look, and also does some risque poses and modelling on occasion.